Madison Ballard

In the Bami Boneye Research Foundation’s most belated holiday spectacular yet, Bami tells the story of wealthy heiress Bima Boneye, and her contentious relationship with Christmas. Three spirits visit her in the night, and she must confront the privilege and flaws within her.

I almost got this out on time, but there’s also a timeless quality to this story that can be enjoyed year round.

In the Bami Boneye Research Foundation’s fourth installment of the “Scared Literate” series, Bami Boneye narrates a story written by him in the 90s, at the request of some guy who likes “Goosebumps.” Follow Jesse and his archrival Marisa into the spooky, haunted, and abandoned house! By the time the fright leaves you, you’ll be glad you can read!

Look out for more stories from the Bami Boneye Research Foundation to support our dedication to advocating literacy, harvesting youth, and eradicating Rabies.

Watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof prompted me to write this completely linear narrative about implied incestuous twins, inheritance, and a character named Mawma.

After recovering from a spell of nervous fatigue, The Bami Boneye Research Foundation’s effervescent founder Bami Boneye dazzles the modern generation with what the legitimate theatre COULD, but should never, be.

Look out for more stories from the Bami Boneye Research Foundation to support our dedication to advocating literacy, harvesting youth, and eradicating Rabies.

Bami Boneye narrates the Bami Boneye Research Foundation’s theory on what actually happened during the notorious Bell Witch Haunting in Tennessee. This staple of American folklore is truly iconic, but what is the truth behind these supernatural claims? What is real is what is surreal? Will Bami be able to make it progressive yet still subversive?

Look out for more stories from the Bami Boneye Research Foundation to support our dedication to advocating literacy, harvesting youth, and eradicating Rabies.

Join Bami Boneye as he narrates his iconically haphazard rendition of the Halloween classic “Frankenstein” to promote the Bami Boneye Research Foundation’s Scared Literate Campaign. After all, literacy is a way to advocate for yourself. Or, more importantly, advocate against others.

Look out for more stories from the Bami Boneye Research Foundation to support our dedication to advocating literacy, heteroflexibility, and the pursuit of self-interest.